

You cannot go to Copenhagen the Danish capital without
seeing the famous little mermaid Statue.
I remember my late grandfather telling me about the wonders
of hitch hiking through Europe in 1951. He said the Swedish women were beautiful
but the place he most raved and waxed lyrical about was Denmark; especially
Copenhagen.
My grandfather would tell me tales of the wonders of Tivoli
Gardens, the amusement park. Coming from war torn and rationed London the
lights of the park would have seemed like a million miles away.
He would be used to places like Southend on sea but this
spectacle of lights, fireworks, water parks, gardens and amusements would have
been a whole new experience.
I found an old photo that he took of the little Mermaid
statue.
A small black and white snap taken from an angle on a sunny day
66 years ago. Now I found myself standing at that very spot where he took that
photo.
A smile creeps across my face as I think of him as a young
man and wonder how similar we would be.
It’s May 2015 and early evening.
It’s still light and the tide has gone out. I was always
told that you will be underwhelmed by the statue and that it was smaller than what
you expected. But what I didn’t realise was that if I stand on the band and
jump I can literally clamber up ad stand next to her.

Her head has been sawn off and she has also in the past been
draped in a Burkha. So the poor lass has gone through the wars.
Anyway I couldn’t resist and clambered up on to her. The
first thing I noticed was how well rubbed her breasts were, obviously it was
either overzealous sexually frustrated tourists having a grope or good luck to
rub them like it is with the Churchill bronze statue rubbing his foot as you
enter parliament.
Either way I was up there now and gave her a little kiss for
good luck. Not a passionate one of course just a peck.
I stood on the shore again looking out at the waters of
Copenhagen.
A city that is beautiful and great fun to cycle round.
The Mermaid fitted perfectly. The fairy-tale creature
created by Hans Christian Andersen and the statue commissioned by the son of
the founder of Carlsberg. It’s an amusing story.
The head is modelled on ballerina Ellen Price's, but she
refused to go nude for the body so that task fell to the sculptor’s wife.
So since 1913 her breasts have been in the sea. Recently
Danish authorities have considered moving her further out into the bay to
discourage people like myself from climbing on to it. But nothing has happened
yet. I do however know a certain Australian man who swam out to her and posed
naked in the same position as her. The photo does make silly viewing if unflattering
for him.
I stared at her for a further minute until some tourists
came along and ruined the view and the quietness. Therefore I moved off to see
the kitsch and lights of Tivoli gardens and see what my granddad loved about
it.
To me it was just a theme park with beautiful ornate
entrances that dated from Victorian times. But to him this must have been like
visiting Santa's Grotto. I smiled as I entered and saw the Peacock stage. Being
here I know would have made him smile. Maybe travel was in his blood too. I
certainly hope so.
As I left Copenhagen I heard a story about the mermaid that
I wish I had seen. An act of Vandalism connected to international women’s day
in 2006 left her clutching a whopping Dildo.
I will leave you with that mental image.